大家好,第42期、也是世界杯期间的第一期《隔墙有耳》他leile。 不知有没有看完乌拉圭、伊朗,撑不住睡着的球迷?没看西葡对决你亏大了! C罗完美演绎帽子戏法,真“1打11”力挽狂澜。不仅如此,西班牙的进攻、进球也是非常精彩。这样的比赛不知道多少年出一次咯。 话不多说,一起看看reddit上国外网友的怪力吐槽吧。 23'科斯塔乱舞扳平 [–]阿根廷saywhatagain_ 2131 points 5 hours ago what a fucking goal by the forty year old 四十岁大叔的疯狂进球 [–]T热刺 HotspurJackalope117 526 points 5 hours ago* Shite defending but what a goal from costa. Didn't expect that dribbling showcase from him 屎一样的防守,不过从没想到科斯塔也能奉献这样的盘带 [–]英格兰PoliceAlarm 290 points 5 hours ago 5 on 1. How do you even let that through?! 5打1诶!你们是怎么让他进的!? [–]阿森纳Thesecondorigin 105 points 4 hours ago First you take a forearm to the face 第一步,把上臂放对方脸上 “科”巨人 [–]oceans47 236 points 5 hours ago Can't believe he's still playing at 57. 真不敢相信都57岁了还在踢球 [–]Cruz Azulcortez0498 130 points 5 hours ago He often carried Chelsea in his last season playing for them by bullying and dribbling through the defence all by himself. 上赛季在切尔西,科斯塔经常就这样凭一己之力扛着后卫盘带进球 [–]切尔西Sw3atyGoalz 16 points 5 hours ago He has his moments sometimes. Weirdly good at dribbling considering his size and style of play. 科斯塔能奉献这样的表演,考虑到他的身材和风格,如此擅长盘带真是另类 44'德赫亚失误,C罗梅开二度 [–]DenzelWashingtonDC 1503 points 5 hours ago Lose the fax machine Madrid 马德里警告,传真机坏了(译注1) 译注1:2015年夏,由于转会文件递交超时,德赫亚加盟皇马失败。 [–]考文垂0100001101110111 13 points 5 hours ago Ed Woodward currently at the bernabeu hand delivering 10 new fax machines. 伍德沃德正在马德里,亲自送来十台传真机 [–]皇马Number333 690 points 5 hours ago I imagine United fans are thrilled 曼联粉丝正瑟瑟发抖吧 [–]M曼联deservedlyundeserved 519 points 5 hours ago We are. 是的,没错 小德、小纳都很到位,总裁很满意 [–]曼联epileptic_disco 224 points 5 hours ago It’s very strange. De Gea is the only reason I was supporting Spain in this but his mistake here has made me very happy. 德赫亚是我支持西班牙的唯一原因啊,但是看到荷鸭失误我反倒蛮开心,挺奇怪的 [–]Polandartie_fresh 171 points 5 hours ago Luckily for you he never does that wearing your kit 你们挺走运的,德赫亚在曼联从不犯这些失误 [–]英格兰Faryz 133 points 5 hours ago* They should get him to wear a United kit underneath his Spain kit 也许德赫亚该在西班牙球衣下面套一件曼联的 [–]葡萄牙Glorx 80 points 5 hours ago Champions league anthem for CR7 and a MU shirt for DDG 给C罗来首欧冠主题曲(译注2)vs给德赫亚来件曼联球衣 译注2:意指C罗一到欧冠发挥就尤其出色。 你是谁?? [–]曼联barbarix96 97 points 5 hours ago* See Florentino? De Gea is trash, move on please. 弗洛伦蒂诺看到没?德赫亚就是一坨屎,赶紧去找别的目标啊 [–]Rooonaldooo99 6740 points 5 hours ago Someone check De Gea for a concussion 来个人检查下啊,德赫亚是不是脑震荡了 [–]ChileJavonetor 246 points 5 hours ago Ramos hitting his own teammates 拉莫斯袭击本方队友 [–]B多特Anionan 771 points 5 hours ago He's wearing the Karius manbun after all 德赫亚也留了个“卡里乌斯发型”(丸子头) 86'C罗戴帽,终场前扳平 [–]英格兰BroOfDumbo 2645 points 3 hours ago Of fucking course he does it. C罗他X的当然做到了! [–]DreadWolf3 366 points an hour ago Dude doesnt score from free kicks for what feels like a decade and then just throws a screamer when it is important. I guess that is what all time greats do 就好比十年不进任意球,然后在关键时刻一剑封喉!这是所有伟大球员都会做的事吧 [–]瑞典DaJoW 86 points an hour ago BBC commentators said it's his first goal from a freekick in a major tournament. 45 freekicks taken. BBC解说说这是C罗在大赛的第一个任意球进球,他的第45个任意球 [–]sharkaim4 891 points 3 hours ago Ramos be like " that's how it feels when this guy is against us " 拉莫斯懂了,这就是C罗在你对面的感觉 [–]Jackdfcd18 3980 points 3 hours ago Game of the fucking tournament already 世界杯开赛以来的最佳比赛 [–]葡萄牙lfcerial 757 points 3 hours ago this might as well have been the god damn final 一场小组赛踢得像世界杯决赛 [–]阿森纳Xaynr 1949 points 3 hours ago And just when you thought his free kicks were washed up. The man pulled off a miracle for Portugal tonight. 你都以为任意球要踢飞了,C罗为葡萄牙上演了一出奇迹 [–]Hajduk Split50lipa 902 points 2 hours ago The commentary was amazing as well: ''We all know what is going to happen, he will take 3 steps back, 1 step to the left, 2 deep breaths and equalize this game.'' 评论也牛逼啊,“我们知道这一切会发生的,C罗会原地倒退三步,往左迈一步,两下深呼吸,然后扳平比分!” 嗜血眼神 [–]阿根廷codespyder 981 points 2 hours ago* Me to wife: "Ronaldo used to be good at free-kicks, but it's one of his few skills that's declined over time" goaaaaaaaaalllllll Wife to me: "... do you know anything about soccer?" 我跟我老婆讲:“以前C罗任意球很强的,但是现在越来越不行了” 进球以后,我老婆回我:“你真的懂球吗?” [–]诺丁汉森林Sandygonads 274 points 2 hours ago Literally me to my mate: “I hate when commentators hype up free kicks this much, It’s going to take 5 minutes to set up and he’ll cannon it into the wall...” Happy to be wrong 一样啊,我跟朋友打赌:“这些评论都在做梦啊,C罗绝对绕不过这个人墙...” 真的开心,我是错的 想起了2001年小贝,不得不进、注定会进的球 [–]英格兰wrdb2007 4752 points 3 hours ago HE CLEARLY DIDNT WANT TO WEAR THOSE SHORTS! C罗是真不想穿那些短裤(译注3) 译注3:C罗总会撩起球裤,露出性感大腿~ [–]皇马ThisIsSenpalll 1269 points 3 hours ago what a sexy leg 性感的大腿 [–]Millionmario 552 points 3 hours ago Pure muscle 全是肌肉 [–]RedTwoBlue 539 points 3 hours ago I can't handle this match. Too thrilling. 这比赛我真受不了了,太刺激了 [–]Xotic808 2262 points 3 hours ago Arguably, Cristiano Ronaldo has just as much natural talent as Ricardo Quaresma.. 讲道理,C罗的天赋和夸雷斯马差不多吧(译注4) 译注4:意在赞颂C罗的后天努力 就缺世界杯了 [–]利物浦lntrinsic 380 points 3 hours ago 51st hat-trick in World Cup history and 51st hat-trick of Ronaldo's career 世界杯的第51顶帽子,C罗个人的第51个帽子戏法! [–]LITW6991 2590 points 3 hours ago Perfectly balanced as all things should be 一切顺遂,理应如此 [–]Zimbabweostriike 349 points 4 hours ago FOOTBALL IS ONE HELL OF A DRUG 足球就是填满毒药的地狱啊,怎么都戒不掉 (白川) 隔墙有耳————倾听国外网友声音 |